Friday, May 04, 2007

Animal Rights Activists Gone Insane

"In some ways, Hiasl is like any other Viennese: He indulges a weakness for pastry, likes to paint and enjoys chilling out watching TV. But he doesn't care for coffee, and he isn't actually a person—at least not yet. In a case that could set a global legal precedent for granting basic rights to apes, animal rights advocates are seeking to get the 26- year-old male chimpanzee legally declared a 'person.'"

Click HERE for the story of this insanity.

And if they're successful, I want those animal rights activists legally declared to be newts.